…so whassup? D’ya miss me?

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The Bitch Is Back!

It’s My Anniversaryyyyy!

So, as many of you know, I have been pursuing a career in Makeup Artistry for years now.  Well, I am so happy to tell you all, the grueling hard work has paid off!  I am so ecstatic at being a thriving MUA in NYC.  Still though…it has felt like something was missing.  Then I realized, I miss you fucking freaks!  So I figured, what better time than my anniversary month to say…the Bitch is back.  Hmmm…and just when you thought your balls were safe.

 

So…How’s It Hanging?

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Awwww…does that shrimp dick need a fix?

JK.  I know it’s not hanging at all.  Either it’s tiny as a shrimp tail and couldn’t possibly “hang”, or it stands up at attention with just the thought of me.  But, I am curious to know, what have you and that wayward cock been up to?  I mean, most of you are not even allowed to cum without my permission, so I am expecting to hear a gaggle of reports of brilliantly blue balls.

 

Back In The Saddle

Okay, so I know most of you prefer to see me back in the strap-on harness, but let’s not split hairs, k?  Either way, I’m gonna get back into the act of riding that ass.  So, you better get back into the act of fucking loving it and begging for more.