Origins of Oral

…just put it in ya mouth!   Thank Goddess For Oral Sex…? So, recently I was splayed back on one of those gorgeous super chunky hand knitted blankets purchased by a very generous caller.  Clad in nothing but my new Louboutin’s courtesy of the...

It’s Spring…And Here Cums The Sun!

May day! May day! Spring Has Sprung… …and it’s a natural disaster for losers like you.  So…you got pretty lucky as the cold temperatures of cuffing season set in and lots of lovely ladies found themselves so desperate for body heat even your...

In A Perfect World: A Phone Sex Mistress’ Wishes

  In a perfect world, you live to fulfill your phone sex Mistress’ wishes.  Welcome to that world. The Enchantrix Empire is where it exists.  Now heed carefully my wish list.   Mark Of The Least In a perfect world, shrimp dick losers would be forced to...

A Cuckold’s Truest Desires

His hotwife must be really fucking hot, because he wants to be her. He describes her as an absolute beauty, and though he hasn’t ventured into dressing like her yet, this obsessed cuckold admits he wants to be his wife.  Like skin her and wear her.  Now it could...

Tis The Season To Recycle

So we’ve just survived the season of giving, but you wouldn’t know the whole big circus is over if you visited a mall. The place is a madhouse.  People returning the junk they didn’t want.  Everything from perfume to panties.  I mean, I don’t...

Good Word Of Mouth

…definitely the way to attract more cocks   Practice Makes Perfect So they say you only get one chance to make a first impression…so what do you want yours to be?  I mean every shrimp dicked loser in a small town knows how fast word can spread about...