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A Masturbation May Hump Day

Humpin’ Around

Hump Day Fun Lucky me!   I drew a Hump Day Wednesday for my Masturbation May blog day.  Just so happens I have the perfect inspiration.  When a good friend of mine has a few drinks, he gets horny.  And when he gets horny, he humps things.  No joke.  Right in the middle of a party, there he is with his pants and underwear down, bulging hard and exposed humping things.  We call him ‘The Mad Humper’.  He humps sofas, walls, rolled yoga mats.  If you stand still long enough, he’ll hump your leg.  Now, not suggesting you go all ‘Mad Humper’ and put on a show at your next dinner party, but I do have some fun suggestions for this Masturbation May Hump Day.

 

Hump Day Your Way

When you find some private time today,  why don’t you look around and see what inanimate object around your house might make a suitable partner for your hump day antics.  There is the old favorite pillow.  That’s probably been a go to for many of you since you were pimply brace faces.  I love to have a pet hump a pillow to completion…no touching his cock with anything but the pillow, of course.  And for a little humiliation factor, try sleeping on that wet, sticky, cum soaked pillow.  Or you could move…

 

…Out of the bedroom and into the kitchen!

One legendary caller around the Empire makes an orgasmic sport of humping the sweet flesh of melons of all types.  For a sweet and salty treat, try sinking your fork into that newly seasoned melon.  And speaking of edible hump mates, Mistress Ryan’s recent apple pie sploshing post brings to mind a fave.  I mean we all remember the scene from  American Pie, right.  Why not sink your member into a warm pie or cake and devour it after for another tasty cum lover’s treat.

 

Guided Humping

Looking for even more ideas for things to hump today?  Well, I don’t blame you for wanting to make the most of every day in Masturbation May.  We Mistresses of LDW can’t wait to hear from you and give you that Masturbation guidance you crave.  And for the next masturbation inspiration post, check out Ms. Simone’s blog.

 

 

 

6 comments to A Masturbation May Hump Day

  • D

    “…into the kitchen!”… Brighton recently made me fuck a cantaloupe for her. I did not have a pie. I still had to eat my own cum for her.
    From her post *Just Like Warm Apple Pie – Food Play Humiliation*
    http://www.mayicum.com/2016/03/15292/

  • Rayne

    Yum, yum D! Melons make for fun playmates, don’t they?

  • D

    Yes Miss Rayne, Especially when I am told to fuck it on cam! I’m sure you would tell me to do the same… “Fuck it Bitch! Ha Ha! Fuck that melon for me! Look at you!”

  • Rayne

    Oh,D! You’re naughty! But that’s what I love about you.

  • D

    Yes Ms. Rayne, I’m naughty because I do what you tell me to do, especially with my own cum. I would fuck it for you too just so you could see. I mean, you are the HBIC!

  • Rayne

    Yes I am! Thank you for recognizing that. And I know you do since you would be willing to do anything for me!

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