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Wishing Santa Brings You A Big Package?

…are they crafting bigger poles at the North Pole?

Long Year, Short Cummings

Most of us would agree 2016 has been the longest year ever and we’re glad to see it come to it’s end.  But for some of you, this year, has cum up short as usual.  You began the year as you . . . → Read More: Wishing Santa Brings You A Big Package?

Ball Washer…And Proud Of It?

…licked it, might as well own it.

 

So I speak to this caller.  He goes by this really unique name…it’s not just a name he and I toss around.  He’s known by this name by everyone in his hometown.  He earned the name at a fourth of July party a while back where he . . . → Read More: Ball Washer…And Proud Of It?

A Masturbation May Hump Day

Humpin’ Around

Lucky me!   I drew a Hump Day Wednesday for my Masturbation May blog day.  Just so happens I have the perfect inspiration.  When a good friend of mine has a few drinks, he gets horny.  And when he gets horny, he humps things.  No joke.  Right in the middle of a . . . → Read More: A Masturbation May Hump Day

Pass The Pumpkin: Our Naughty Game of Trick Or Treat

….pass the penis has never been so sweet.

 

Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood

You’ll likely get to meet Mistresses you’ve never played with before should you play a round of Pass the Pumpkin.  In this new twist on a familiar favorite, instead of you choosing the Mistress our lovely Dispatcher does . . . → Read More: Pass The Pumpkin: Our Naughty Game of Trick Or Treat

The Biggest Cock Ever: A Size Queen’s Biggest Challenge

 

…a cock in the hand just barely fit in the bush!

 

When You Wish Upon A Porn Star

Okay.  So I’m not rocking the 70’s porn star style bush.  I like to keep things neatly waxed and cleaned up in the nether regions.  However, porn has been an inspiration to me.  Since . . . → Read More: The Biggest Cock Ever: A Size Queen’s Biggest Challenge